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[pottershotter]

Attention everyone!

And I mean everyone. You. And You. And you, over there.

Tomorrow, the lovely Nakatsu and I will be married. And there will be a glorious reception afterwards with lots and lots of food and a cake bigger than your mother. There will be more food than you've ever seen in your life and the party will not be over until every crumb is gone. And there will be dancing. And karaoke. It will be all kinds of bloody amazing and everyone is invited.

Sirius, you're already my best mate. Will you be my best man? Remus, Peter, you can be in the wedding party too. ♥

Na~ka~tsu~ Where should we go for our honeymoon, dear? Maybe we could roll around in the football field? ♥

Comments

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I will make a brilliant toast. Best luck to you, mate. Can I be godfather of the children too?

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! I'll look forward to it. Good man, Sirius, good man. And of course! I can't think of anyone who would be better for the job.

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Even if you're a queer, we are still best mates. It's only obvious now you were covering up your sexuality by chasing after Evans.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

You're hardly in a position to call me a queer, you queer. Though it's funny, I never quite realized it until yesterday...

Oh well. And for the life of me, I can't imagine what I was chasing her for. I don't know, but it doesn't matter now as tomorrow I will be a married man.

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Me either. But now I see joining Host Club was a sign to bring me into the arms of Kyouya ♥ God, have you seen his ass?

Married, as in for real?

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Not really. I've been far too busy staring at Nakatsu's. ♥

Well, I suppose not for real. I don't think I can legal for real and my family would throw a fit. But I don't think I could wait that long, so we'll just have to do it a second time when the time comes.

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Kyouya's is much better.

Regardless, I will bring the champagne and you will have a beautiful reception. Who wears the dress?

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I doubt that. Not when Nakatsu's is the finest in all the universe.

Lovely. And Nakatsu, of course. Unless you would rather I ask you to be the Maid of Honor.

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Kyouya's is the best in all dimensions. So, sorry, he beats your beloved Nakatsu.

No. I am the Best Man. I wear the goddamn pants.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

In your filthy dreams, I'm sure.

Of course, of course. As do I.

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

In all my dreams. And my reality too. ♥

I refuse to wear a dress.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

My reality is far better than yours. It has Nakatsu, after all. ♥

Shame. Then again, it wouldn't suit you.

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Mine has Kyouya. IT'S FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO YOURS.

It wouldn't Kyouya would look nice in a dress.

[osakas-lion-cub.livejournal.com]

I loooveee you~ ♥

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I loooove you tooo~ ♥

[osakas-lion-cub.livejournal.com]

I looooove you mooooooore~ ♥

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

No, I looooooooove yooooooou mooooooooore~ ♥♥♥

[osakas-lion-cub.livejournal.com]

Nuh uuuuuh! You're the best thing that could ever happen to me, James Potter ♥

♥

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

And you're the very best thing that could have ever happened to me, Shuuichi Nakatsu. ♥

[memoriaflame.livejournal.com]

You and...Nakatsu?