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Well, what have you learned this week, Mr. James Potter? That girls are really weird, that's for sure. Yes, I know, I've known for years now, but I find myself learning it again and again. You'd think it would just, you know, stick the first time around. But no, of course not.

So, I guess I'm rooming with Gippal for the summer? I don't know him well but it can't possibly be worse than Peter. Good guy, really, but a terrible roommate. No offense, Wormtail.

...Oh, this shiner? You like it? I think black and blue really suits me. Brings out my eyes. ♥

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It was worth it, really. Even if it probably didn't do anything to help. Someone had to say something to that wanker, though.
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[ooc: He went up to Lily's jerk of a date and basically told him that if he laid so much as a finger on Lily he'd have James Potter to deal with, and got a good punch in the face for it.

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Are you alright, James?

Yeah, I'm fine. This is nothing. Hurt like bloody hell at first, but I'm good now.

Of course. You are, after all, the strongest stag I know. ;D

Damn right I am. A mouse could pack a harder punch that him. ;D

You know, I'm glad you did it. ~~You're often really over the top.~~

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Well, I couldn't have just not said anything to him. It was worth the black eye. ~~It's a great way to be!~~

Of course. ~~It seems to work for you.~~

Yes, it quite suits you. Gives you a very 'bad boy' look.

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So what did you say to Conner?

It's tough and manly, just like me. Perfect!

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Wow, word got around about that pretty fast, didn't it?

Something like that. Though it could also be taken as 'unable to duck a punch'~

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Well, Lily said it was her fault and that Conner gave it to you, but that was all I got out of her.

Eh. Maybe. Though that doesn't exactly paint a good picture, does it?

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Mm. Well, first of all she's a liar, cause it's not her fault. I know him, and I know what he's like, and I told him if he so much as laid a finger on Lily I'd kill him. And apparently he was so frightened of the concept of little ol' me beating the living daylights out of him...that he punched me in the face and completely ignored me.

No, not really.

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Yeah, I got a bit more out of her. If you need help giving him a little make-over, I'd be happy to lend my assistance.

So we'll just stick with the story that I'm bloody amazing. Sounds good to me.

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Mm, that would be nice. But I think I'll be holding off for a bit. I'll think of something.

I suppose that's acceptable.

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I thought that might be the case.

Oh James! I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you?

There's nothing for you to be sorry about, really. He deserved the verbal lashing he got.

Anything? Not really. Though, there is one thing...

It was my stupid fault for going on the bloody thing in the first place. Besides, he hit you.

Anything.

No, that would be his fault for tricking you. And for being a wanker who picks too many 'flowers'. And I don't care that he hit me.

Declare me the winner of our bet then. Given the circumstances you don't have to do anything about it for now, but still. That's what I want.

I do. You tricky little bastard! Sod Collen, I'm going to kick your bleeding ass. Fine, you win ... but I still get to order you around.

Hey, be careful there. Black and blue doesn't go as well with green.

What? That's not how that was supposed to work! Cheater.

Excuse me?

Who's cheating? You're the one using the fact that you can't duck a punch to get out of the bet.

Oh, nothing. You must be losing your hearing. ~~He's probably at least enough of a man to not smack a girl around.~~

Well, you're the one who said "anything"! I believe winning the bet falls under that category. You just want to keep bossing me around and having me do things you don't actually want.

I'm not listening to anything Potter.

You're the one who turned what I wanted around on me.

Exactly. ♥ ~~And...apparently I can't read so it doesn't matter anyway!~~

I did no such thing! I only gave you exactly what you asked for.

Exactly. You should have told me I didn't really want it.

Have you ever seen 'She's all that'?

Now how was I supposed to know that you didn't really want it? I'm not here for psychic powers, you know.

No, why?

No, you're here because you're a royal pain in everyone's ass.

Watch it. Your penance is that end scene. Only I won't be catching that ball.

No, I'm here because I'm loved and adored. Plus, it's fun to be here.

My penance? Didn't you say I won this bet? But fine, I'll watch. Can't be that bad. It sounds like a girl movie.

Only because you're stalking me.

Penance for cheating on winning the bet.

I do other things here besides stalk you, you know. Like eating. And breathing.

You said anything so it's not cheating. You're just going back on your word now, which I believe makes you the cheater.

That isn't much else Potter.

I never said you didn't win, I simply said I still get to order you around.

Dude what happen to you dude? I'm agreeing with Tonk on this one you look more like unable to duck a punch!!

Tonks doesn't know what she's talking about. All the cool kids are getting punched in the face nowadays. She just can't keep up with the times anymore!

But yeah, this wanker and I got into a bit of an argument, and I guess he's the type to end them with a a bang. Or a ka-pow, more accurately.

Haha!! Good one dude!

Well its good to see your ok dude.

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