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[pottershotter]

I really hate planes.

But! I know you've all missed me something terrible, so I'm here to make your lonely lives more meaningful. If you don't know me by now, you really should be ashamed of yourself. James Potter. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. ♥

Sorry I had to leave you all alone for so long. I know you can't handle life without me, really, but I was home with my family. And when I told them how much you all needed me, they sprung up and said I should go back to school immediately. I love my parents.

So. Did you miss me? ♥

Comments

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

They are. How else could they find me? They go: "Sirius, use your magic fingers." And I do. As for me being sidekick, maybe we can talk when Evans actually stops hating you. Until then, I am the leader of this Boys' Club and you are my second-in-command, being unable to get a girl to even like you as a friend.

The innocent? I made Lovelace look tame. I wouldn't mind being your brother either. It's not it'd be any different from now, after all. And then I get to call your mum Mum and your father Father and I get cookies and don't have to nick them off you anymore. And yes, Potters are better than Blacks (excluding me, of course)... But Sirius Potter sounds like shit, mate. ... Right.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Har har. Very funny. Though in that you include the hope that she'll actually stop hating me, which I appreciate immensely~

It really wouldn't be much different, would it? It'd just be more official. And this is why I like Remus. He asks, you nick. For shame. Especially when I happen to have some on my person. And I think Sirius Potter sounds wonderful. But it wouldn't work. We can't have two Mr. Potters running around the school, can we? It would be chaos. Madness. Sparta.

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Anything for you, mate. We all need a little white lie to keep us going at times.

But you like me because I nick. Shows great ambition, courage, and ... nickery. Would I be Sirius in any other form or fashion? I think not. It is because of my nicking skills that we are best mates, you and I. And if you keep talking like that, I'm going to think you want to marry me, so desperately you want me to be a Potter. If that's the case, just ask and be done with, James.

[ ooc: Sparta made me giggle. XD ]