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[pottershotter]

So, I won't be around tonight. I know, I should be sorry for not gracing the student body with my presence, but it can't be helped.

Try not to destroy the dorm while I'm gone, Snivellus. I'd rather not come back to find it exploded.

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Sirius. You ready? It's about time to grab Peter and go.
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After all, it's a big night for Remus. I can't very well miss it.

Though you know...him and Sirius. They seem to have gotten into a bit of a fight. I'm still not entirely clear on what happened or who started it and to be honest, I don't really care. They're behaving like women, both of them.

Ah well. Maybe tonight will change things. Or maybe not. But I hope so. I'd rather not have lunch with only Peter for the rest of my life.
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[ooc: Feel free to ask him what he's up to. He's not going to give you a straight answer. XD]

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[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

When am I not ready? Just give me a moment to comb my hair and I'll be out to meet you.

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Yes, because your hair really needs to be perfectly in place for what we're about to do.

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[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

It does too. You know, Mr. Greyback will appreciate my perfectly-tamed hair and my luscious ponytail, as well as my sensual body. And he'll eat you up because you are an affront to his eyes.

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Because he'll see your perfectly-tamed hair when you're an tamable mutt. Right. What will really happen is he'll see my massive antlers and will find that I am far too much man for him to handle and run away with his tail between his legs.

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[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Prongs, I'm sorry to point this out, but wolves eat deer. In me, he'll sense a canine blood brother; I'll talk to him reasonably and he will leave in a peaceful manner. Not only that, but I might get a fine lady-wolf's number. Grrr.

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Stag. And yes, you'll definitely be able to convince him, especially as you're probably less than half his size. You'll just bend his will to yours with your amazing mind powers and magically save the day and come back without a scratch on you.

...I can't even be sarcastic about the lady-wolf's number. As you're never getting it.

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[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Deer. Don't make me say doe, I only save that for special nights. And yes, I will be able to convince him, using my amazing persuading skills. And besides, I will look so bloody amazing, he might even try to get my number himself. It's really too bad I'm not gay. I hate breaking hearts.

You're just jealous I have gotten to shag several beautiful women on a regular basis since fourth year.

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I am many things, including but not limited to amazing, wonderful, and spectacular, but I am not a doe. And he'd probably eat you first and then you wouldn't be screwing anyone ever again.

A statement that would be much more impressive if we weren't fifth years.

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[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

I know you are quite spectacular, but in truth, it is nothing compared to my doggy delights. Really. Girls cannot resist a dog-man. He would not eat me. What do I look like, a girl? You do that to a girl, James.

It's impressive when you consider you haven't got any.

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

You keep telling yourself that. And well, with that hair...though I've heard Fenrir plays rought. I'm sure he'd find a way to do it anyway and it would hurt like absolute hell when he's done.

It's impressive when you consider the amount of diseases you'll have by the time you're through.

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[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

If he touches my hair, I will personally rip his balls off with my teeth. He stands no chance if my hair is involved.

Hey, I only do clean girls. it's one of my pick-up lines: "Hey, you don't have VD!"

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's the solution then. I'll tell him your hair's made of raw meat covered in soy sauce, he'll believe me, he'll go after you, and you can tear his balls off. They're his source of power after all.

And I'm sure every girl you've slept with has been 100% truthful regarding that.

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[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Right. I've also got some krpytonite just in case too. I'm ready to tackle this beast.

Of course. And besides, you can tell, James.

[obentoubabe.livejournal.com]

You're cocky.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

And you're blunt.

[obentoubabe.livejournal.com]

... Yes, yes I am. I don't see the point in beating around the bush.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

That's a wonderful trait to have. Too many girls say one thing when they mean another.

[obentoubabe.livejournal.com]

I don't see the point in pretending to do something like that. I can't stand people who act fake.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure if it's so much as "pretending" all the time, but expecting people to read their minds. Which is really quite frustrating.

[obentoubabe.livejournal.com]

That's why people should just say what they mean. I don't have time for riddles, anyways. I've got enough problems in my life without having to figure out what someone is trying to tell me.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I agree. It's an excellent way to think about things. You should find a girl named "Lily Evans" and get her to subscribe to this philosophy of yours. ♥

[obentoubabe.livejournal.com]

If you think it's excellent, then you use it. I don't have time to go preaching to other girls, unless they're really bad.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I do, everyday. ♥

You could leave a sticky note on her door?

[obentoubabe.livejournal.com]

Then good for you. Is that heart neccesary?

I could if I wanted to, but I really don't. You do it.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Yes. Very good for me. Well, why not? I don't see anything wrong with a heart or two. ♥♥

All right then. I'll be sure to sign it with your name then.