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[pottershotter]

I really hate planes.

But! I know you've all missed me something terrible, so I'm here to make your lonely lives more meaningful. If you don't know me by now, you really should be ashamed of yourself. James Potter. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. ♥

Sorry I had to leave you all alone for so long. I know you can't handle life without me, really, but I was home with my family. And when I told them how much you all needed me, they sprung up and said I should go back to school immediately. I love my parents.

So. Did you miss me? ♥

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

True. Of you, Remus, and Peter, you're probably the most likely, as much as I hate to say it.

I'd rather not. You can keep your fantasies all to yourself. And I'm afraid my imaginary sister will not be getting with you. Ever. But lucky for you, my parents would adopt you in a heartbeat. You'd have to find me first.

Well, if you're so confident your love will save me, it'll never be a problem, will it?

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

That's because my bird-getting skills are renowned far and wide. Also, you forget to recognize me as the most charming and most handsome of us four. It's only natural after all; comes with the bloody Black breeding.

Suit yourself, mate. They're real nice, my fantasies. And I'd love to be adopted by your parents! If only I were officially disowned... Ah, the possibilities... .. You're a right git, you know that? It's not that hard. I look for the guy stalking Lily.

True, true.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

You wish they were renowned far and wide. And I didn't forget, since I'm quite obviously the most charming and handsome of us. And you're my lovable sidekick.

Your fantasies would probably scar the minds of the innocent. And that'd be nice, to have you come be my brother. My mother would probably bake your weight in sweets in celebration and would probably take us out in the back and let us play with fire and all that good fun stuff. And my family would prove to be about a billion times better than yours. Besides, Sirius Potter sounds a lot better in my opinion. I am not stalking her!

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

They are. How else could they find me? They go: "Sirius, use your magic fingers." And I do. As for me being sidekick, maybe we can talk when Evans actually stops hating you. Until then, I am the leader of this Boys' Club and you are my second-in-command, being unable to get a girl to even like you as a friend.

The innocent? I made Lovelace look tame. I wouldn't mind being your brother either. It's not it'd be any different from now, after all. And then I get to call your mum Mum and your father Father and I get cookies and don't have to nick them off you anymore. And yes, Potters are better than Blacks (excluding me, of course)... But Sirius Potter sounds like shit, mate. ... Right.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Har har. Very funny. Though in that you include the hope that she'll actually stop hating me, which I appreciate immensely~

It really wouldn't be much different, would it? It'd just be more official. And this is why I like Remus. He asks, you nick. For shame. Especially when I happen to have some on my person. And I think Sirius Potter sounds wonderful. But it wouldn't work. We can't have two Mr. Potters running around the school, can we? It would be chaos. Madness. Sparta.

[ohsosiriusly.livejournal.com]

Anything for you, mate. We all need a little white lie to keep us going at times.

But you like me because I nick. Shows great ambition, courage, and ... nickery. Would I be Sirius in any other form or fashion? I think not. It is because of my nicking skills that we are best mates, you and I. And if you keep talking like that, I'm going to think you want to marry me, so desperately you want me to be a Potter. If that's the case, just ask and be done with, James.

[ ooc: Sparta made me giggle. XD ]