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[pottershotter]

Those explosions were excellent! Though I think you could've shaken us up a bit more - why only one side? Two or three or four would have been spectacular!

So, it's been about a week for me here and aside from getting told off by the girl of my dreams, it's been fairly awesome. This place is incredible. Never seen anything like it! If I were a worse man, I'd be jealous that so many people I know made it here before I could. In some ways though, I think Hogwarts might be more amazing. But it's close. I promise! Besides, I'm biased. School pride and whatnot.

Those closets are pretty useful, and so's the kitchen, and I'm starting to poke around that HUGE library. Damn, this place is huge.

Nothing's "happened" yet though - those events people keep talking about, I mean. I want something to though. I want to see first-hand what this place can do. I kind of get the feeling everything I've seen so far is just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak.

Comments

[cockofthewok.livejournal.com]

Hey Ponce, wanna hear a story?

[Spelled to James, anyone else gets a nice nasty message about their underwear being eaten by underpants gnomes.]

You got Moons mad at me. >.<

Fix it.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

A story? Of course! Your stories are the best anyway. More entertaining than any others.

[Spelled to Sirius]

What? How is it my fault that Moony's mad at you?

[cockofthewok.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was this wanker of a bloke. His hair stuck up finny and he had idiot glasses. Well, this wholly unworthy bloke had this massive love on a hot fiery redhead with tits like torpedoes and an ass you could bounce change off.

Well, this hot tart totally hated the wanker's pants. He had bad taste and he smelled funny. Nothing like the other three handsome blokes he mucks about with. They were worth a shag, this wanker wasn't. [Dun dun duuuuun]

[Spelled to James]

He's pissed about me snogging your bird.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Funny, I feel like I've heard this story before. Hopefully you're a good enough storyteller to not just end it there, Padfoot.

[Spelled to Sirius]

I'm gonna wager a guess here, but maybe you shouldn't have gone around saying you snogged her then? I'm not sure exactly what you want me to do to fix things here.

[cockofthewok.livejournal.com]

Oh I don't know. Have you been a good boy? Or do I need to give Prongsey-poo a little spanking?

[Spelled to James]

They weren't just words mate. She's got a great tongue~

S'all fixed now. No worries.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, but I am always a good boy. Except when I'm being naughty, of course.

So does this story have an end, Padfoot?

[Spelled to Sirius]

I'm sure she's got the best out there! I can't wait to find that out for myself. So never do that again ever.

Great! That's excellent! Though, I'm sure I would have found a way to fix it if you really needed me to.

[tastesliekhoney.livejournal.com]

The explosions were not excellent. They were disappointing, and I could have done better when I was eine kinder.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I have no idea at all what that means, so I'm going to assume it translates to "a little girl".

But hey, I can admit they weren't the greatest, but it was certainly more entertaining than things not exploding.

[tastesliekhoney.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous of my bratwurst.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Hm? I don't have any reason to be.

[tastesliekhoney.livejournal.com]

You have every reason to be, I'm afraid.

[b-loodflower.livejournal.com]

Hogwarts..that's a weird name.

What's a school like?

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

You've never been to one? Hm...

...Well. It's a place adults send you to for you to be taught things. It's supposed to make you into a better, more mature person or something silly like that. It's a place to meet other kids who were sent there by their parents and to make friends and have a great time. At least, I've always had a great time.

[b-loodflower.livejournal.com]

Nope. I only had the basics taught by an annoying cat.

What sort of things do they teach?

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

It depends what kind of school, I guess. I go to a magic school so I've been learning magic all this time. Non-magic schools teach...well, it's not magic. You might be better off asking someone else about that.

And that's funny though, you could say I had a cat for a teacher. I don't think she was annoying though. ...Stern and not fond of dung bombs going off in her classroom, yes, but not annoying. She taught transfiguration, turning things into other things. ...She was kind of old though.

[b-loodflower.livejournal.com]

Magic like...uh......a rabbit out of a hat? Not all people go to magic schools?

Mine was.....annoying. A house pet. Guy. Most hated cat..person..whatever in Wonderland.

What's a dung bomb?

[dudewheresmypig.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm just as glad it was only one side of the mansion~ My room was on the other side, you see.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. I keep forgetting not everyone has a penchant for explosions. Though it's probably for the best. All of the sides might have been a bit much. It could have caused structural damage or something.

And as much fun as I think it would be to rattle everyone like that, a lot of people were upset, so the possibility of an angry mob isn't very good either.

[dudewheresmypig.livejournal.com]

[chuckling] Certainly not. Angry mobs are even more disruptive than explosions!

--I'm glad to see you settling in so well~

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Exactly! And thanks! This place has been really interesting so far, and I've had a pretty warm welcome from most people. It's all been very good, at least so far.

[dudewheresmypig.livejournal.com]

Almost everyone I've met here has been very nice! --and no one has been hostile. It's quite the pleasant change, really~

Even if it does get boring sometimes. I've been exploring the library lately.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

We're gonna make a bigger boom next time!

Oh oh, and the libary has pretty picture books~

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

That was you, Florian? Fantastic job! And I'm glad to hear it. Bigger booms are a lot of fun.

Really? I'll have to look for some while I'm there.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

The booms are even better if there's lotsa pretty colors~

There's one with a asternut in it! And lotsa apples!

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

That's true! Pretty colors and loud noises make for an excellent explosion.

An asternut? What the hell is an aster nut... I'll be sure to keep my eye out for it.