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[pottershotter]

Eh? What’s this thing? Some kind of magic device? A typewriter with a screen? I wonder how it works...

If anyone can see this...hello there! Nice to meet you! Charmed, I’m sure, but I’m looking for a bloke named Sirius Black at the moment. I seem to have misplaced him somewhere. You’ll know him if you see him, as I assume he’s probably all pruny from hogging the shower at my house for so long.

Oh and me? I’m James Potter. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, now, err...

...Where am I, exactly? What is this place?

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[wicked-jenkins.livejournal.com]

And he said it wasn't an invasion.

Well, if you mean that difficult black haired boy he's around somewhere. The thing you're using is called a computer, it's a lot nicer than a typewriter.

And alas you have found yourself in the deepest depths of Hell!

[cockofthewok.livejournal.com]

Oi! I got out days ago!

Floor ten, get your bloody ass up here, we have things to discuss. Snip-snap Snape is here and he's almost sixty, also ... I snogged your girl.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. That'd be him. Good to know he's around. But what do you mean "invasion"? What's he gotten himself into without me around to help him get into it?

A computer...it sure seems nicer than a typewriter! And really now? Hell, you say? Funny, I never quite imagined hell to be so nice-looking.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Huh. Seems I'm a little late to the party then. Sorry about that. My bad.

Right, right, marching up there now. ...Wait, what?

[wicked-jenkins.livejournal.com]

You, the young man, another young man, and older gentleman and the lovely young lady all come from the same world.

It does a lot more things too. As far as what Hell can look like, it could be the most beautiful place in the world and still be Hell if it tortures you. Be prepared for horrible things to come your way, wanton death and destruction, mental attacks and over all indescribable horrors!

[magicandpotions.livejournal.com]

I can never be rid of you. You're like a plague.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

That's a good number, though I can think of others I'd like to be here. Is it so uncommon here to be from different worlds though? ...It's kind of amazing to think about though, if you put it like that.

Sounds terribly exciting! I think I'm up for a good challenge. The summer was bound to get boring eventually. It's good timing!

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Lily! Ah, that man I was talking to is a terrible liar. It can't possibly be hell if you've been brought here too!

Can I be a sexy plague?

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Good God. The Potter boy is here, too?!

...Just when I thought you were gone for good.

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

...Snivellus? Oh wow, Sirius was right! You got old! You got really old! You're ancient now!

Come on, Snivellus. You're what, six thousand by now? You should have learned years ago that you can't get rid of me that easily!

[magicandpotions.livejournal.com]

No.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps something else. Like some other kind of epidemic. This world could use an epidemic of James Potter, I think. It was a little lacking, before.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up with the blasted nicknames already. Your little friends already mentioned them. I've had enough.

I won't take your cheek anymore. I can get rid of you with ridiculous ease. Zap you away like the little insect you are.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure. You've probably been dealing with them for six million years now after all. But putting it in that context you should be used to by now so...no, I don't think I will.

Please, you and I both know I could run circles around you any day of the week, no matter how old you are now. Grease can't have terribly good long-term effects on you, after all.

[wicked-jenkins.livejournal.com]

Oh it's quite common to be from different worlds, it's not so common though to end up with 5 people from the same world all one after the other.

Enjoy yourself, I hope you enjoy getting killed over and over.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Really? I can't say I knew anything of different worlds back home. Not really, anyway. That's fascinating though. There must be all sorts of different people here!

Well, I would, except I plan on living, thank you. I think I can make it.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Are you a fool? I have not lived six million years, nor will I ever. And I'm glad to say, neither will you.

Still under that delusion? I could kill you if I wanted to.

[magicandpotions.livejournal.com]

Both of you. You're both being immature. It's sickening.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. No one will. And even if we could as a species one day, I think I'd be very disappointed to discover you had achieved that.

Sure. But would you be creative about it? Or would you just jump right to the unforgiveables I'm sure you know well by now? You don't scare me, you know.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

I'm sure once you return back to our world, your disappointments will be far greater.

Oh no. I'm not that kind to use the unforgivables on you. Your death will be slow and painful. I'll have you begging for death.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I'd gladly knock it right off of him, if I knew where he was right now...he started it anyway.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

What's a bloke?

[dudewheresmypig.livejournal.com]

A mansion called Wonderland, which is something like an afterlife as well.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Someone sounds like he knows my future. Been keeping tags on me, Snivellus?

At least it'll be entertaining for me to watch you try and fail.