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[pottershotter]

Eh? What’s this thing? Some kind of magic device? A typewriter with a screen? I wonder how it works...

If anyone can see this...hello there! Nice to meet you! Charmed, I’m sure, but I’m looking for a bloke named Sirius Black at the moment. I seem to have misplaced him somewhere. You’ll know him if you see him, as I assume he’s probably all pruny from hogging the shower at my house for so long.

Oh and me? I’m James Potter. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, now, err...

...Where am I, exactly? What is this place?

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[wicked-jenkins.livejournal.com]

And he said it wasn't an invasion.

Well, if you mean that difficult black haired boy he's around somewhere. The thing you're using is called a computer, it's a lot nicer than a typewriter.

And alas you have found yourself in the deepest depths of Hell!

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. That'd be him. Good to know he's around. But what do you mean "invasion"? What's he gotten himself into without me around to help him get into it?

A computer...it sure seems nicer than a typewriter! And really now? Hell, you say? Funny, I never quite imagined hell to be so nice-looking.

[wicked-jenkins.livejournal.com]

You, the young man, another young man, and older gentleman and the lovely young lady all come from the same world.

It does a lot more things too. As far as what Hell can look like, it could be the most beautiful place in the world and still be Hell if it tortures you. Be prepared for horrible things to come your way, wanton death and destruction, mental attacks and over all indescribable horrors!

[cockofthewok.livejournal.com]

Oi! I got out days ago!

Floor ten, get your bloody ass up here, we have things to discuss. Snip-snap Snape is here and he's almost sixty, also ... I snogged your girl.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Huh. Seems I'm a little late to the party then. Sorry about that. My bad.

Right, right, marching up there now. ...Wait, what?

[cockofthewok.livejournal.com]

I pined Prongs, I pined.

[magicandpotions.livejournal.com]

I can never be rid of you. You're like a plague.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Lily! Ah, that man I was talking to is a terrible liar. It can't possibly be hell if you've been brought here too!

Can I be a sexy plague?

[magicandpotions.livejournal.com]

No.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Good God. The Potter boy is here, too?!

...Just when I thought you were gone for good.

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

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[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

...Snivellus? Oh wow, Sirius was right! You got old! You got really old! You're ancient now!

Come on, Snivellus. You're what, six thousand by now? You should have learned years ago that you can't get rid of me that easily!

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up with the blasted nicknames already. Your little friends already mentioned them. I've had enough.

I won't take your cheek anymore. I can get rid of you with ridiculous ease. Zap you away like the little insect you are.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

What's a bloke?

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

It's another word for a guy or a man. It's pretty common where I'm from.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Are you a bloke then? It's a funny word~

[dudewheresmypig.livejournal.com]

A mansion called Wonderland, which is something like an afterlife as well.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Wonderland? ...Isn't that some bizarre muggle book? I think I saw it once.

It's an afterlife though? Funny, I don't remember dying recently. And I can't say I ever imagined it being...well, anything like this!

[dudewheresmypig.livejournal.com]

Oh, most of the people here are still alive, from what I've heard!

It wasn't what I was expecting, either ♥

[remuslupin.livejournal.com]

Nice to see you there, Prongs. Now I feel like we can effectively figure this place out.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Moony! Glad to see you here too! This place is bizarre though. I can't wait to figure out. It's like nothing I've ever seen before.

[remuslupin.livejournal.com]

Truly! I haven't been able to make much leeway here, but now I am certain the three of us can figure it out. I am quite sure that we can have an adventure or two before we find away to get ourselves back home.

[nothintheverse.livejournal.com]

Well, it's mighty fine ta meet ya, James. I'm Kaylee Frye, and you're in Wonderland. Ya might find some useful information here (http://fearsnoevil.livejournal.com/7224.html#cutid1") about that, I dunno if I can explain it all so nicely as her.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Wow! That's nice of you, Kaylee. It's a pleasure to meet you too. That thing looks like it will be really helpful. Have you been here for long?

[nothintheverse.livejournal.com]

No, not too long, actually. But I was offered the same help, an' I jus' figured I'd pass it along.