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[pottershotter]

Eh? What’s this thing? Some kind of magic device? A typewriter with a screen? I wonder how it works...

If anyone can see this...hello there! Nice to meet you! Charmed, I’m sure, but I’m looking for a bloke named Sirius Black at the moment. I seem to have misplaced him somewhere. You’ll know him if you see him, as I assume he’s probably all pruny from hogging the shower at my house for so long.

Oh and me? I’m James Potter. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, now, err...

...Where am I, exactly? What is this place?

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[notabat.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up with the blasted nicknames already. Your little friends already mentioned them. I've had enough.

I won't take your cheek anymore. I can get rid of you with ridiculous ease. Zap you away like the little insect you are.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure. You've probably been dealing with them for six million years now after all. But putting it in that context you should be used to by now so...no, I don't think I will.

Please, you and I both know I could run circles around you any day of the week, no matter how old you are now. Grease can't have terribly good long-term effects on you, after all.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Are you a fool? I have not lived six million years, nor will I ever. And I'm glad to say, neither will you.

Still under that delusion? I could kill you if I wanted to.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. No one will. And even if we could as a species one day, I think I'd be very disappointed to discover you had achieved that.

Sure. But would you be creative about it? Or would you just jump right to the unforgiveables I'm sure you know well by now? You don't scare me, you know.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

I'm sure once you return back to our world, your disappointments will be far greater.

Oh no. I'm not that kind to use the unforgivables on you. Your death will be slow and painful. I'll have you begging for death.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Someone sounds like he knows my future. Been keeping tags on me, Snivellus?

At least it'll be entertaining for me to watch you try and fail.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Not on you.

It won't be entertaining when you're dead.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

You must be though, to know what great disappointments I'll be having later in life.

I don't know about that. From what people keep telling me, it's sounding like I'd just come back if I died here. Something about it being the afterlife? Either way though, it sounds like I'd be able to come back and mock you.

It doesn't matter though, because I'd never let you succeed. Not in six million years.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Why would I keep tabs on the likes of you? It disgusts me to even look at you. Don't be so full of yourself.

More pleasure for me, then. I have the joy of killing you again and again.

If I don't succeed, someone else will.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I guess I'm just that interesting. Maybe I wound up a celebrity. That way you'd hear about me whether you wanted to or not!

You'd never be able to. I'd never let you. Not to burst your bubble of murderous intent or anything.

No, I don't think so. I won't be getting killed anytime soon.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Believe me. You're not the one who ended up as celebrity, Potter.

Denile. Typical for you.

Unfortunately, dying is usually not a choice.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Shame that. Don't even tell me it was you though, because I don't think I could believe it. I'll bet it was Sirius, if it was any of us.

You're in denile if you think it would be so easy, or if I would go down without a fight.

Mm. I suppose not. It's better to fight it though.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

All of you became famous for a far different reason than you think.

Oh how wrong you are.

Optomism and brutality will not get you anywhere.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Oh? What for then? You're awfully cryptic, Snivellus.

I think it's funny that you call me out for being brutal when you keep threatening to end my life. Good job, there. But you know, aside from all of that, I'd say it's gotten me pretty far, thank you very much.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

You'll find that out on your own, Potter.

You are brutal by nature. You frequently reminded me of that fact. I only am when I am forced to be.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I'll have to find out then, somehow. Otherwise you'll dangle it over my head the whole time we're here. So I'll figure it out.

Yes, whereas you're greasy by nature. I only am when I'm forced to be.

[notabat.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. You won't like what you find out.

Which I suppose is always.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

Thank you, that narrows down the possibilities, just a bit. I'll definitely find out my future.

Touché, Snivellus. You've gotten better at comebacks over the years, I guess. I thought things like that came naturally for people, but I guess it just takes six hundred years or so for some of us.

[magicandpotions.livejournal.com]

Both of you. You're both being immature. It's sickening.

[pottershotter.livejournal.com]

I'd gladly knock it right off of him, if I knew where he was right now...he started it anyway.